he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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