so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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