wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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