It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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