Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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