I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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