Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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