Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
