I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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