the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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