Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Randomize
