Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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