What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Congratulations! We have a period
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