He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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