never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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