i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Boobs are out for the taking
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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