At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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