do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
