What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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