She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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