covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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