the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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