I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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