im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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