Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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