Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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