did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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