So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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