WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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