Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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