Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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