Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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