dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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