dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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