I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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