now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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