summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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