THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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