His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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