Yo dont text me then not text me
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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