so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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