the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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