that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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