I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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