i just google imaged poop.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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