All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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