All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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