she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
then he tried to convert me to islam
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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