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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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