He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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