Please don't use social media to get back at me.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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