Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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